Taco bell breakfast
A review:
I sort of accidentally stumbled on Taco Bell's new breakfast menu on my way to work. I was getting some gas and was also hungry, when what should my eyes behold but a lone and wayward Taco Bell across the vast desert (parking lot) proclaiming BREAKFAST. I didn't know at the time that this was the very first day of Taco Bell's new plan to dominate the AM the way it dominates late night self-hating food runs, by mixing 4 or 5 different ingredients about 600 different ways. Read on for my thoughts!
- Waffle Taco: A waffle/bread type thing with sausage, egg, and melted cheese. Actually pretty good seasoning and flavor on the sausage and the "waffle," cheese was nice, eggs were a tad uninspired and flavorless. This would be a win were it not for the WAVES UPON WAVES OF FINGER STAINING GREASE. THINK OF THE GREASIEST THING YOU'VE EVER EATEN AND THEN DIP THAT IN A BATHTUB FULL OF CORN OIL. F**k napkins, this should come with a very absorbent bath towel!
- Bacon Breakfast Burrito: You know how boring normal taco bell tortillas are? Well imagine that but with some flavorless eggs, bits of bacon, and cheese in it. Not bad, but not at all great. Whataburger does it so much better, and has an actual bacon strips in it instead of chopped up sadness.
- AM Crunchwrap with sausage: Surprise, this one is actually kinda good. It's a stuffed tortilla with sausage, hashbrows, eggs, cheese and some sort of spicy sauce. It actually balances well, and the sause is pretty delicious. Kinda convenient for car eating as well.
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